150 Hilarious Excuses Every Tennis Player Should Know
Tennis is a great sport, but let's be honest, it can also be frustrating. Whether you're losing a match, hitting the ball into the net, or just plain missing the court, there are times when you just want to throw your racket in the air and scream. But what if there was a more civilized way to express your frustration? What if there was a way to make your opponents laugh while you're still getting your point across?
4.5 out of 5
| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 13089 KB |
| Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
| X-Ray | : | Enabled |
| Word Wise | : | Enabled |
| Print length | : | 162 pages |
That's where this book comes in. 150 Hilarious Excuses Every Tennis Player Should Know is a collection of the funniest, most outrageous, and most absurd excuses that tennis players have ever uttered. From the classic "The sun was in my eyes" to the more creative "My racket strings snapped just as I hit the ball," this book has got you covered.
So next time you're on the court and things aren't going your way, don't despair. Just reach for this book and find the perfect excuse to make your opponent laugh. They may not let you win the match, but they'll definitely appreciate your sense of humor.
Here are a few of our favorite excuses:
- "I lost my contact lens and couldn't see the ball."
- "My shoes were too tight and I couldn't move my feet."
- "The wind was blowing too hard and I couldn't control the ball."
- "I was distracted by the cute girl in the stands."
- "My opponent was using illegal steroids."
Whether you're a seasoned pro or a weekend warrior, this book is sure to provide you with hours of laughter. So pick up your copy today and start using these excuses to your advantage. Your opponents may not be happy, but you'll definitely be the funniest player on the court.
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4.5 out of 5
| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 13089 KB |
| Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
| X-Ray | : | Enabled |
| Word Wise | : | Enabled |
| Print length | : | 162 pages |
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| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 13089 KB |
| Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
| X-Ray | : | Enabled |
| Word Wise | : | Enabled |
| Print length | : | 162 pages |
